Friday, May 9, 2008

Sphinx whoop up

What could possibly be gre(08)-er than golf with a g(08)-er? The Sphinx and here is why, recently it has come to the citer's attention that the notorious I-N-X have won the majority of the notable senior awards. True story. The list is here:

Senior Honor Awards:
Althea K. Hottel Award: Sarah Abroms
Gaylord P. Harnwell Award: Colleen Donovan
R. Jean Bownlee Award: Shirley Liang
Spoon Award: Puneet Singh
Bowl Award: Jason Karsh
Cane Award: David Helfenbein

Leadership Awards:
Penn Alumni Student Award of Merit: Robert Medina, Stacie N. Smith, Jessica Trief
University of Pennsylvania Asian Alumni Network Award: Jun Li
Trustees Council of Penn Women in Leadership: Stacie N. Smith
Sol Feinstone Award: Samir M. Malik, Kevin M. Rurak, Jonathan Z. Weiner

And just when you thought the Sphinx could not get any sicker (not sick like ill, but ridiculously good) our own Waxman won player of the year! Hot dog! Send in your citings to the glorious old Sphinx so that the citer can keep up to date!

GLUCK ON FINALS Y'ALL

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Welcome newbies!

Welcome back on this fine April day. Though it may be dreary outside, the sun always shines on a Sphinx. That is right! And! Right now the sun is shining on our new class of 2009. We shant say the old 'G' word quite yet for the class of '08, we shall say the 'W' word (welcome) to this fine new specimens. (please note the image to the left is the has-beens of '08 post smoker)

Annie Lee : Fox Leadership Program
Anup Bharani : Penn Masala
Ashley Templeton : Civic House Associates Coalition
Becca Edwards : Women's Varsity Lacrosse
Ben Alisuag : Asian Pacific Student Coalition
Bing Chen : Ivy Council
Blanchard Diavua : Community School Student Partnerships
Bobak Parang : Without a Net
Brett Perlmutter : Class of 2009 Board
Camille Richard : Women's Varsity Track
David Ashkenazi : Inter-Fraternity Council
Derek Mazique: United Minorities Council
Eric Van Nostran : Student Activities Council
Erica Evans : Umoja
Hayling Price : Student Labour Action Project
Kevin Benjamin : Men's Varsity Track
Luis Gomez : MEChaMichelle Jacobson : Social Planning and Events Committee
Omari Ramirez : Excelano Project
Oscar Benitez : Latino Coalition
Ruben Henriquez : Mask & Wig Club
Sherene Joseph : South Asia Society
Wilson Tong : Undergraduate Assembly

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Off the hinge, the Sphinge

Alright, dear friends, after a five month hiatus the citer is back and seeing. As we discard our blinders, the first question the great Sphinx has a riddle: what does the S in Sphinx stand for. Well, scratch your head and ponder no more. The S stands for sexy as Sphinx Scribe Kevin Rurak (please note all alliterations, that is three, yes, three S’s) danced in drag along with fellow Pharisee, Shirley Liang, and the ho-hum Jazzy Fournier in this year’s Drag show.

Meanwhile, fellow Sphinge David Helfenbein, achieved neighbor status on the front page of the DP as he rallied for Hillary. Not to be outdone, the he found himself gracing the pages of the New York Times as he spoke of his love for the matriarch of the Clinton Camp.

Not long after the Sphinx made another appearance in the lime light as Samir Sheth lead Penn Masala at their Spring show, Masala T.V. As he crooned to the crowd, an array of Sphinge cheered him on. But the cheering did not stop there as Sarah Waxman lead the women's lacrosse team to victory against the Haaavad Crimson (the only red they truly showed was their blushing cheeks as our LAX team schooled them West Philly stizille).
Continuing the trend of red, or shall we say cred, Max Cancre, Chair of SPEC brings Luda, Gym Class Heros and Ok Go to Franklin field this Friday, April 11 for a fling that will be off the hizzle for shizzle.

This is just a clip of what has been going on in the past week here at Penn. The Has-beens, aka the class of '08, are still making waves despite their self-proclaimed washed-up. Stay tuned for updates on the new members of the University's oldest senior society. Check out our website for more updates and check back here for the latest updates on the movers and the shakers of the Upenn Quakaas.